ABOUT US
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Here at MULLETS + MERMAIDS we are TOO FERAL FOR SOCIETY
ETHEREAL YOGA STUDIO + ORGANIC CLOTHING BRAND + ASTROLOGY READINGS
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THE GROTTO
The Grotto—a mermaid’s sanctuary tucked in a hidden alley in the heart of Port Angeles, WA.
Here, “M” marks the spot.
An ethereal yoga studio where breathwork flows with the sea, movement ripples like tidewater, and our organic boutique glimmers with treasures.
Classes flow Sun–Wed. See the Grotto page for the full schedule.
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2 HOUR SOUNDBATH
A sound bath is a deeply relaxing experience where you lie down or sit comfortably while being “bathed” in soothing sound vibrations from instruments like crystal bowls, gongs, chimes, and gentle percussion. These sounds help calm the nervous system, quiet the mind, and promote a meditative, restorative state.
Starts with 15min Astrology Lesson, 90min Soundbath, and complete with cacao ceremony.
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THE CLOTHING BRAND
We strive for the highest quality organic fabrics, making sure everything made here in the States.
Inspired by wildlife and adventure, our main character is a mermaid with a mullet that is always surfing orcas, hanging out with commercial divers, and getting drunk with sea-lions.
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ASTROLOGY READINGS
Step into the stars, where truth waits quietly for you. Through my readings, we uncover who you are meant to love, who falsely ignites your soul with Plutonian intensity, who mirrors your heart, and who brings shadows into your path. We trace the threads of compatibility, twin flames, soulmates, and karmic ties—revealing the patterns that shape your destiny. Each chart whispers secrets only the universe knows, each planet hums the song of your soul.
MUST HAVE EXACT BIRTHTIME
(ask your mom)
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HISTORY
2020
Got my second Captains license in Sydney, AUS, and drove a catamaran on the Sydney, Harbor.
The Australian series was drawn in the Kununurra, Western Australia.
2021
Got a Captain gig doing crocodile tours on the Ord River in Western Australia.
Got my 3rd Captains license in Shark Bay, Western Australia.
1st Mullets + Mermaids shirts were sold on the Ningaloo Reef, Western Australia, while I made pirate money selling necklaces off my xhusband at the pub.
Got my dream Captain gig driving manta ray tours in Coral Bay, Western Australia.
Started documenting my time under the water.
2022
Mullets + Mermaids moved from Australia to Alaska and made its way into its first boutique in Juneau, AK while hustling shirts in the Alaskan harbors (and Captained whale watching boats on the side)
Bought my first proper underwater camera ;)
2023
My final season as a Whale Watching Captain.
Took the black and white banner and snuck into a big-time LA fashion market to get to the good USA + organic fabrics.
2024
MULLETS + MERMAIDS hits the web! Started locating the enchanted waters of PNW. Captained a commercial dive boat In Anchorage, Alaska.
2025
THE GROTTO OPENED 11/1/25
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